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kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

And just because you’re an extra-nutty cookie, here’s some advice from someone who’s learning to do that.

Natasha’s move was technically perfect. The move is meant to to be an amped up flying triangle choke; krav, judo and a couple MMA disciplines have it.

What you want is your opponent’s head and upper arm crushed between your legs, with the one leg extended and the other at a triangle, wrapped around their throat cutting off circulation,

Doing it with your calves is possible, but not actually effective, there’s simply not as much pressure; doing it with your calves because you can’t get your thighs into the proper position is just asking to get your ass beat by the other fighter, because he is better than you.

Natasha Romanoff just exercised a move that would have her opponent unconscious in 6-10 seconds.

Spiderman was ][ that close to getting his dick bit clean off.

Maybe the next time you try to talk shit, sweetheart, know the shit first.

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monkeysaysficus:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.


That is so much bad luck

monkeysaysficus:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

That is so much bad luck

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makeyourdeduction:

caphairdadbeard:

image

are you kidding me right now???

in which the entire cast of the avengers are indistinguishable from their characters

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sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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